Tuesday, July 10, 2012

What News? July 9th, 2012

Whats Up?
I got more dumb news for ya.
Lots of it
First I'd like to talk about something...odd

Daniel Tosh

Daniel had a gig at a comedy club doing some stand up comedy.
He was making jokes about awful things that I shouldnt mention.
Like rape.
Oh crap I mentioned it
So Tosh is making jokes about rape...
and one crazy woman stands up and says,
"Actually, rape jokes aren't funny!"
She totally ruined the act.
Then she got a whole bunch of sympathy on tumblr
Daniel was a comedian doing his job and she ruined his rep.
She should have just left and forgot about the jokes.
But instead she interrupted  and payed the price.
Daniel posted an apology later on twitter.
He said afterwards:
"the point i was making before i was heckled is there are awful things in the world but you can still make jokes about them."
I personally support him
Do you?
Leave comments

Thats all i got
Til next time

Johnny Q___

Sunday, June 24, 2012

What News? June 23rd

I'm Johnny Quenan writing to you on my computer.
Cool right.
I just post random news and make fun of it.
Because that's what I do.
I may be a little late on this topic but here it is:

Lebron James

He just recently won the NBA Finals for the first time
So now he actually kissed a trophy and not his mother.
That's a first.
Also, Lebron gets a ring.
Too bad it wont fit on his hot dog fingers.
Everybody I know hates Lebron.
I do too.
THAT GUY WILL BURN IN..........Miami
Now you know not to finish a sentence in your head
Finish this one in your head
what did you think i was gonna say
I was gonna say the Easter bunny
Get it right
I wish I could punch Lebron
But if I did he'd probably say, "You go home and be yourself. I'll go home and cry my eyes out."
The real quote he said at a press conference was, "You go home and be yourself. I'll go home and be Lebron James."
So yes he is going to cry his eyes out.
Because thats Lebron


Mom gone wild

A mom in Missouri was busted when someone found out she had left a ten yr old in a closet for several years.
The girl weighed 32 pounds and had only gained 6 pounds since she was 4 or 5.
I'd love to know what this mother was high on.
I bet she was tired of the ten year old so she locked her in a closet because that solves everything.
Let's just see what happens.
She's now behind bars.
I say we lock her in a closet with charlie sheen.
That's punishment

Til next Time

JOHNNY Q______